va'esse deireádh aep eigean, va'esse eigh faidh'ar

I did not sign up officially - or as official as anything can be lmao - for the Exchanges After Dark discord birthday party, but that did not stop me from writing OR receiving gifts! I am incapable of rising to the chaos level of macaroni aspic, but since our dark overlord assured me that being bad at badfic was an acceptable interpretation of the rules, have some blood-soaked Villaneve, written for Kartaylir's instructions to write about Female Villain of Your Choice/Female Hero of Your Choice + THE VOID (some skimming over of Eve's actual heroic qualifications may've been done. Also I haven't seen season 2, but, yknow, birthday bash).

Title: you will feed us little deaths
Fandom: Killing Eve
Characters/Ships: Eve/Villanelle
Rating: Explicit, knifeplay, blood
Summary: More knives 2k20

( 'Fuck you,' Eve says, and, boring, Villanelle thinks, the same retort every captive has, like Eve's reciting from a book and not pulling words out from that pretty void she still tries to call a heart. )

Since smutswap reveals happened this weekend! I always feel a little weird about setting out to write porn, especially for a person and a deadline, but I always have fun with it anyway.

the taste of you alone (of glass and bone). killing eve, anna/oksana. explicit, 2.1k words. for summerdayghost.

Oksana is experimenting with crying, lately. Anna is so pretty when she cries, there is maybe something about tears that she can use, if she ever needs - Anna has always been the best of teachers, the best of women, and if crying will make her happy, well, Oksana will give her as many tears as she would diamonds.

Anna, Oksana, a weekend alone. I've wanted to get into Villanelle's head since I finished the show, and this letter was such an amazing invitation. Villanelle's such an intriguing mix of outwardly cold/inwardly burning, sinking into others and yet being so deceptively easy to read, and I had a great time writing this and exploring some of the early days of her relationship with Anna.

And I got two wonderful gifts! Both by people I hadn't crossed paths with in the exchange scene before, but I'm definitely going to keep my eye out for them from now on.

jealousy is a cruel mistress. doctor who, missy/river. explicit, 1.4k words. by chamilet.

Missy has always been jealous of River Song. Turns out, there was no need to be.

Delightful sexy interrogations with bonus fix-it for Missy's death, I love.

mark me up, mark me down. chilling adventures of sabrina, prudence/lilith. explicit, 1.9k words. by misswriterly.

Prudence's Queen hears her worship and decides to make use of it.

Dreamy praise kink-y prophet/goddess sex, as they both deserve.

And three fics that were not technically for me, but may as well have been.

hidden spring. the hobbit (movies), tauriel/ofc. explicit, 3.1k words. by Innin.

Following an ill-advised fight against the Mirkwood spiders, Tauriel and fellow captain Lindalmë have a chance to rest and recover.

Lush and affectionate, by turns playful and sad, and edged with a whole lot of spooky-gorgeous forest imagery.

fits the crime. star wars sequel trilogy, rose/kylo. explicit, 1.1k words. by lucymonster.

Rose has never agreed with the decision to grant Kylo clemency. She’d rather see him locked in a dungeon, shackled and helpless – but with that off the table, her innovator’s mind has found another way to administer justice.

There’s nothing she can do to force this on him. There’s nothing he can do to make himself say no.

Kylo is still looking for ways to self-sabotage, Rose is uninterested in forgiving him, and I'm a lot dead.

from the desk of gertrude robinson. the magnus archives, mary/gertrude. explicit, 2.5k words. by Zai42.

Mary has a tendency to bring Gertrude gifts.

A Leitner made them do it, ft incredible knifeplay and an absolutely perfect Gertrude voice.